Swirling Dervishes

I can’t vote for The Donald based on his hairstyle alone.  That swirling dervish that he has planted on his head reveals someone who is so delusional and so deeply in denial that I doubt he could govern himself in the bathroom.  Yes, I know it’s whirling dervish, I’m trying my hand at a turn of phrase.  And incorporating as many clichés as possible.  But I forget myself — The Donald doesn’t have bodily functions, does he?  Maybe that’s why shit is always coming out of his mouth. He’s been holding it in so long it had to come out somewhere.