Derv, He Said
REJECTED, IN FAVOR OF DERV
“Would you like a mini-pizza hors d’oeuvres?” is what I said. “Would you like a mini-pizza or derv?” is what he heard. Temerarious seven year-old that he is, he boldly chose “derv”.
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I would like to know what he thinks a “derv” is…this is the only definition I can find “Diesel fuel intended for use in road vehicles and taxed accordingly. British English. Pronounced “durv” to rhyme with curve. Originally an acronym for Diesel Engined Road Vehicle. ” 🙂
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November 29, 2012 at 6:44 pm
me too! how could he opt to eat something he’d never heard of? would that ever occur to you? I know it wouldn’t to me — but fitting that he’s choosing a petroleum product and his father works for big oil…
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November 29, 2012 at 6:46 pm