for the Super Spartan on Staten Island. Ran 6 miles in the pouring rain, 4 assisted pull-ups, 30 drunken burpees (much more enjoyable that way, but my form may have suffered), Rubik’s Cube 2x (one side only) followed by self-administered brazilian bikini wax. If one of the challenges involves pouring hot wax on one’s nether regions and then ripping it off, I’m good to go.
So you’re doing well, then? Notwithstanding the oversensitive gumline; unwanted frenulectomy; machine-mashed finger cum torn fingernail; pustulant poison ivy sores; thinning wallet; restroom rodentia; combative cucumbers; winey workouts; and absconding pooches. At least your writing is coming along. That’s really all that matters.
Your husband must think you’re very funny.
September 10, 2011 at 11:18 am
Oh, and wouldn’t it be “Brazilian,” with an uppercase “B”? I’m just sayin’.
September 10, 2011 at 11:37 am
Yikes. That’s all I have to say. Good luck with the race!! 🙂
September 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm
If one of the obstacles involves pouring hot wax on one’s nether regions, I’m going to murder the captain of our team.
September 10, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Sounds a bit extreme. Why not just choose not to do it?
September 12, 2011 at 9:36 am